" hey dude, whats going on? you haveing fun? i know i sure am. yeah my master is sleeping right now. shhh, dont tell him im talking to you right now... im not supposed to be talking to strangers. i couldnt sleep. so i decided to put my shades on and get a quick tan. is it showing? i know my legs are not too tan, i gotta get my master to lay on his side so i can thoroughly work this tan. well ill let you all go."